HAPPY GANGS THIEVING!

(Trigger warning: Money)

Here we are on the conveyor belt

Q4 and profits must go up. 

You’ve been fighting a sweet tooth all month.

The tricks are the treats. 

and now it’s time to sidle up to the trough and CHOW DOWN!

gobble gobble baby

A treat to treat you at this time

 ***you deserve it***

Grocery stores are open. 

It’s time to move product. 

Scoop up. Your ladle makes the river flow. 

And as you sit fat and gloated from you Whole Foods prey, tomorrow (tonight (((last week))))

Is time to shop

Time to launch those nukes. 

Beat your wallet until it’s Black™️ & Blue™️

Move an aid package to Bezos Land, fire a box of plastic at anything that needs to assuage your capitalist guilt of the value your piggy bank body tak’d on this year 

(Love you grandma!)

Christmas time is here

The time of Christ. 

One nation. Under god*

*the white one

(We play this game every year, to fortify the myth)

And pound it in your head

Racialized christofascist capitalism 

Just like daddy said

But 

(((It took you only one try to learn gravity)))

That one sticks

What goes up 

Must come down

As above

So below

The old world is crashing

Can your hear the morning bell toll?

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